Random person on Dancing On Ice: It's going in the wrong direction.

Me: OMG OMG. HE SAID DIRECTION. ONE DIRECTION WILL BE ON LATER AGAIN, I LOVE MY LIFE. BUT FUCK U I DON'T WANT TO WAIT UNTIL THEN. I WANT TO SEE THEM NOW, THEY ALWAYS LOOK SO FLAWLESS

My Mom: *sigh*